Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Have You Ever Hated Your Journal?
I think it’s because I had a crazy busy week and then once you haven’t written for days, it becomes even harder to jump back in. I’m a fickle bitch. But with good skin.
So guess what happened to me this weekend? I woke up on Sunday morning and tried to light a cigarette, but it kept falling out of my mouth. I’m like “Wha?” I then proceed to touch my lips and I realize that the upper one had exploded in giganticness. I run to the bathroom mirror and realize that a mosquito has bitten me right on the lip line! My lip was SWOLE!
I looked fucking ridiculous and did my best to cover up the hideousness. It wasn’t until mid-day Monday that my lip went back to normal. It didn’t hurt or anything, but it looked like I had a shit load of collagen put in. It was dumb.
Overall, the last week and a half has been pretty shitty. But I’m hoping that changes this weekend. I need a good week.
I’ve been taking care of my family dog this week. He and Tyler are running around like crazy and it’s like non-stop Wrestlemania in my apartment. Then tomorrow, I have my friend Tessa’s little pup staying with me until Saturday. It’s going to be a full out zoo! I’m totally looking forward to having three dogs running around and playing. How cute is that going to be? I’ve been trying to give an equal amount of love to the two dogs I have…now I’m going to have to grow an extra arm so I can pet them all at the same time.
My parents are staying with me this weekend and my mom is the most excited about having the third dog with us. She loves her some dogs. It’s going to be quite a weekend!
Then next weekend my friend Rita is coming to town for the first time in years! She hasn’t met Tyler yet and I haven’t seen her since before the summer. I’m super amped about it. It will be one of the first nights she’s been away from her baby and I’m so happy she’s choosing to spend the night with me!
I know this post is kinda lame today, but I needed to ease back into this journal. You understand.
Lastly…all I can say about Nip/Tuck last night is “Piggy Lips”. Hahahaha. And bitch tried to fire Liz? NO ONE fires Liz. We all know that. And Christian got lipo? Fantastic!
Latas!
I think it’s because I had a crazy busy week and then once you haven’t written for days, it becomes even harder to jump back in. I’m a fickle bitch. But with good skin.
So guess what happened to me this weekend? I woke up on Sunday morning and tried to light a cigarette, but it kept falling out of my mouth. I’m like “Wha?” I then proceed to touch my lips and I realize that the upper one had exploded in giganticness. I run to the bathroom mirror and realize that a mosquito has bitten me right on the lip line! My lip was SWOLE!
I looked fucking ridiculous and did my best to cover up the hideousness. It wasn’t until mid-day Monday that my lip went back to normal. It didn’t hurt or anything, but it looked like I had a shit load of collagen put in. It was dumb.
Overall, the last week and a half has been pretty shitty. But I’m hoping that changes this weekend. I need a good week.
I’ve been taking care of my family dog this week. He and Tyler are running around like crazy and it’s like non-stop Wrestlemania in my apartment. Then tomorrow, I have my friend Tessa’s little pup staying with me until Saturday. It’s going to be a full out zoo! I’m totally looking forward to having three dogs running around and playing. How cute is that going to be? I’ve been trying to give an equal amount of love to the two dogs I have…now I’m going to have to grow an extra arm so I can pet them all at the same time.
My parents are staying with me this weekend and my mom is the most excited about having the third dog with us. She loves her some dogs. It’s going to be quite a weekend!
Then next weekend my friend Rita is coming to town for the first time in years! She hasn’t met Tyler yet and I haven’t seen her since before the summer. I’m super amped about it. It will be one of the first nights she’s been away from her baby and I’m so happy she’s choosing to spend the night with me!
I know this post is kinda lame today, but I needed to ease back into this journal. You understand.
Lastly…all I can say about Nip/Tuck last night is “Piggy Lips”. Hahahaha. And bitch tried to fire Liz? NO ONE fires Liz. We all know that. And Christian got lipo? Fantastic!
Latas!
